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Can someone please come and do my dishes? There’s just so many….

Can someone please come and do my dishes? There’s just so many….

Painted my nails last night, turned out great didn’t they?!!!

Painted my nails last night, turned out great didn’t they?!!!

macencheeze:

nerdymchotpants:

I miss being skinny. I really need to get my butt in gear when I get home. 

My goal is to lose 50lbs. 

This was taken at a photo shoot I did about 5 years ago.

See this? I stick my dick in this hot piece. Sure do love having a pretty wife.

Angry Chair photo shoot! Throwback on my skills, hair and makeup Marilyn inspired…I could have done better with my photography she was such a trooper..

macencheeze:

nerdymchotpants:

I miss being skinny. I really need to get my butt in gear when I get home.

My goal is to lose 50lbs.

This was taken at a photo shoot I did about 5 years ago.

See this? I stick my dick in this hot piece. Sure do love having a pretty wife.

Angry Chair photo shoot! Throwback on my skills, hair and makeup Marilyn inspired…I could have done better with my photography she was such a trooper..

Is it time to go back to sleep yet?

Is it time to go back to sleep yet?

fesszchatters:

Funny Picture Dump Of The Day  50 Pics

Can someone get these for me?

fesszchatters:

Funny Picture Dump Of The Day 50 Pics

Can someone get these for me?

fesszchatters:

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So true

fesszchatters:

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So true

fesszchatters:

Batman trying not to be Fatman

fesszchatters:

Batman trying not to be Fatman

allhailthegloriouspie:

ooky-spooky-nipples:

igohardinovertime:

vistale:

According to National Geographic, this is what the average American will look like in the year 2050.

the future is bright…

The future is hot

i can’t wait for my great great great grandkids to be born with clunky mascara

I wouldn’t hate that

allhailthegloriouspie:

ooky-spooky-nipples:

igohardinovertime:

vistale:

According to National Geographic, this is what the average American will look like in the year 2050.

the future is bright…

The future is hot

i can’t wait for my great great great grandkids to be born with clunky mascara

I wouldn’t hate that

Daily Dose :)

Daily Dose :)

No, talking the the only male behind the pharmacy counter at Rite Aid about what to use to get rid of a y.infection isnt akward at all!